106 Clichés in One Monday Sales Meeting, New Guinness Record?
A 2–3 minute parody of a Monday morning sales meeting, cramming 106 sales clichés into one coherent speech. It’s every “motivational” meeting you’ve ever sat through, where the manager says a a lot of nothing—yet still keeps talking.
This piece started with a simple question: What if every sales cliché you’ve ever heard showed up in the same meeting… and still sounded like something your manager might actually say?
We scripted a rapid‑fire, high-density monologue that blends motivational platitudes, buzzwords, and corporate jargon into one continuous “pep talk.” The humor comes from how uncomfortably familiar it feels to anyone who has ever sat in a conference room on a Monday morning, coffee in hand, wondering what the point of the meeting was.
Ideal for:
- Corporate humor clips to open events, all-hands, and SKOs
- Attention-grabbing openers for sales decks, demos, or outbound emails
- Social media content that shows your brand “gets” sales culture
- Humorous training moments that make sales enablement more watchable
- Internal morale boosters for revenue, sales, or SDR teams
- Brands wanting a shareable “this is too real” video to break the ice with prospects